Hello to my perspective clients!
My name is Jonas Barnes. I'm currently working as a professional stand up comedy performer. Writing is something that I do on a daily basis for my act. I've been writing, however, for over 10 years. My writing experience covers a wide range but I specialize in comedic satire, reviews and current event articles. I also write promotional material and activism/social issue based works.
I have strong experience in spelling, grammar and sentence structure. I feel that you should hire me because I am a very hard worker that loves writing and will always work to meet any deadline given. Since I am a stand up comic, I am available at all hours of the day for work. I also feel that I am unbiased in my writing for any issues that could have a bias placed on them such as religion and politics.
I hope to work for you soon. Thank you for your considerations.